Breaking News!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
MOXIE IS ONE BAD MUTHA – SHUT YOUR MOUTH
Los Angeles – June 12, 2008 – Moxie, account executive, blogger, writer and all-around cool chick, has officially become a bad mamajama.

Having recently taken over the world using Twitter, Google Maps and a small electronic device that resembles a stun gun, Moxie has admitted to being one bad mutha, but declines to elaborate on the details.

“I have seen Moxie and she definitely is one bad mamajama,” stated oversized ape King Kong. “And it’s true, I don’t have shit on her.”

Moxie currently lives in the LBC, yo, but plans to relocate later this summer.

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6 thoughts on “Breaking News!

  1. Johnny Rocket says:

    It’s about time Mossimo got his own email and domain. I hope he responds back faster to his emails than he does to his voicemails.

    Maybe I’m just not A-List enough for him to get back to me. Even offers of FedExed catnip get ignored.

    *sigh*

  2. gifted typist says:

    Ah the press release – what a great little tool that is to win friends and influence peeps

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