Wednesday’s Wackiness: Draw a Pig

A very long time ago I found this website that determines your personality based on how you draw a pig. Wacky? Yes. And somehow it all makes sense.
Here’s my pig drawing:
And here’s what it had to say about me (and my comments):

Toward the middle, they are a realist. (True for the most part.)
Facing front, they are direct, enjoy playing devil’s advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions. (True. I might put off a discussion if I’m afraid it won’t turn out the way I’d like, but eventually I get to it.)
With few details, they are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker. (Emotional, yes. Naive, sometimes. Care little for details, sometimes, yes. Risk-taker, yes, as I’ve gotten older.)
With less than 4 legs, they are insecure or are living through a period of major change. (Damn, you got all that from a pig? You’re good.)
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener they are. (Yeah, I kinda suck at listening. Unless someone’s talking about how fabulous I am.)
The length of the tail indicates the quality of their sex life. (No comment.)
Enough about me. Go draw your own pig.