The New Demon King, Part 5 – Conclusion

*The following is the final installment of the story I found in the couch, as written by fourth grader Joshua. I have no idea who Joshua is; I’m assuming he was related to the couch’s previous owner. I’ve transcribed this story word for word, so any grammatical errors are those of the author.

“Your last task before I die and recieve your initiation and mary my daughter. Your task is to put your hands into lava and recieve your powers and you become Demon King.” Deborra said.

So Buzz found a lava spring and slowly with a great amount of pain recieved his powers. Deborra said to Lusifer “I shall see you when Buzz finds the next Demon King and Queen.” A ring of fire engulfed Deborra and he disapeared. Lusifer said well shall we get married Strifer and corrupt the souls above us?” Buzz who is named Strifer said “well ok.”

One Year Later

Strifer corrupted 1,000,000 souls alone by turning the people evil and slaughtering them. Then he and Lusifer became the King and Queen of the worlds and left their mark [handwritten symbol that looks like UKP].

The New Demon King, Part 4

*The following is the fourth installment of the story I found in the couch, as written by fourth grader Joshua. I have no idea who Joshua is; I’m assuming he was related to the couch’s previous owner. I’ve transcribed this story word for word, so any grammatical errors are those of the author.

“Deborra are we there?” said Buzz. “Oh yes yes Buzz we are.” said Deborra. Deborra yelled out the name LUSIFER! and a girl ran out of a cave and was about 14 Buzz’es age and said “what do you want father?” “I have some one new for the Demon King and you, my dea will be the Demon Queen and shall marry him do you under stand Lusifer?” said Deborra. “yes father” said Lusifer “That’s my sinister little girl who’s all grown up” said Deborra.

Deborra said “Ok Buzz you shall begin your initiation with tasks.” Your fist task shall be to retrieve a Demon egg from the Demon who is willing to give it up, remember us force! Then you shall chang your name to Strifer.”

So Buzz set off on his journey and saw a Demon with a corner with an egg. Buzz said is that a Demon egg? “Yessss” said the demon and Buzz said “Give me the egg now!” The Demon was so scared it droped the egg and Buzz caught the egg. Then Buzz took the egg to Deborra and Deborra said very good you shall change your name from Buzz to Strifer.

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The New Demon King, Part 3

*The following is the third installment of the story I found in the couch, as written by fourth grader Joshua. I have no idea who Joshua is; I’m assuming he was related to the couch’s previous owner. I’ve transcribed this story word for word, so any grammatical errors are those of the author.

Over the five days Deborra gave Buzz to decide on whether he wanted to or not Batman wouldn’t talk to him. On the fith day Buzz went back and found Deborra. Deborr said “so what is your final desision Buzz?” and Buzz said “my desision is yes” “yes I’ll do it.”

Deborra said “well well well” “it loook like I have a Demon Prince your initiation will be in 2 days in the Demon World, meet me in the living room of this house and we will go to the Demon World.”

Over the course of the 2 days Buzz was practicing on his evil laugh. On the 2nd day Buzz went to the house to wait for Deborra. Buzz heard a pop and looked around for Deborra and he was by the couch.

Deborra said “Buzz you must hold on to my cape to go to the Demon World.” There was a sound of water rushing and black and red light and they were in the Demon World at last.

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The New Demon King, Part 2

*The following is the second installment of the story I found in the couch, as written by fourth grader Joshua. I have no idea who Joshua is; I’m assuming he was related to the couch’s previous owner. I’ve transcribed this story word for word, so any grammatical errors are those of the author.

The room is dark and hot Buzz see’s a figure in a corner of the room. Buzz trie’s to get up from the floor yet again he can’t. The figure starts moving toward him, Buzz can hear the creature breathing like it just ran fifty miles. The creature takes off its hood on its cloak to see the head of a Demon with large ears and sharp teeth and a sword on its belt.

Buzz tries to get up and is able to stand so he runs for the door and find the creatures sword in front of him. The creature starts to speak and intro duces him self. The creature says “Hello I am Deborra the Demon King I am hear for you because you have the evilness to be the next Demon King!”

Deborra says “so it is your choice whether you want to be the next Demon King.” If your desision is yes your mark when you take souls will be [weird symbol that looks like UK]. I shall give you five days to decid so come back here with your desision.” and Deborra left with a loud pop.

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The New Demon King, Part 1

*The following is the story I found in the couch, as written by fourth grader Joshua. I have no idea who Joshua is; I’m assuming he was related to the couch’s previous owner. I’ve transcribed this story word for word, so any grammatical errors are those of the author.

The New Demon King

Once lived Batman and Buzz they lived in a city called Haunted Hill. Batman and Buzz were very close friends, they dared each other to go into the house, on Haunted Hill. Batman told Buzz to go in first. Buzz said “not without a walkie talkie” and Batman agreed.

So the very next night Buzz went in to the house. “Buzz” Batman said through the walkie talkies, “Buzz you must listen to me!” “You must get out of ther-. The walkie talkies went static. Buzz was alone in the house. Buzz dropped the walkie talkie when he heard a creaking noise on the second floor.

Buzz goes to see what’s making the noise and is grabbed half way up the stairs and is dragged the rest of the way. Buzz starts screaming for help and is unheard by anyone. Buzz struggles to get free but the creatures grip hardends. Buzz feels a warm sweaty hand run over his arm. Suddenly Buzz faints, when he wakes up its morning. Buzz can’t get up from the floor his body is frozen and cold and Buzz gets the feeling he isn’t alone any longer.

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What was in the couch

A few days ago I posted Weird Thing #14, which included my old blue/white plaid couch. When I turned the couch over to carry it outside, I heard several items fall around inside the bottom lining. I managed to rip the lining enough to remove the loot, wondering if I’d find something interesting.

I took a picture of the couch’s treasures before throwing most of it away.

Items found in the couch

Items found in the couch

So, what was in the couch, you ask?

  • Pencils (2)
  • Pen
  • Markers (2)
  • Toshiba remote control
  • Sunglasses
  • Toy hand grenade
  • Rock
  • Tissue
  • Toy that probably came from a kids’ meal at a fast food restaurant
  • Photocopy of handwritten story titled “The New Demon King”, soon to be published on this blog!

None of the items were mine, interestingly enough. The story appears to be written by a fourth grader named Joshua. I’ll type up the story in the next few days and post it.