I always enjoy taking little personality quizzes, whether in magazines or online. While frequently I alter my answers in order to get a more favorable outcome, I’m trying harder to answer more honestly. My friend Violet posted some of these quizzes on her blog, so here’s a few that I took, along with my typical smart-ass responses.
On Whether Moxie Has Been Assimilated into the Southern California Borg:
| You Are 44% California |
You’re fairly Californian. Unless you’re really from California, you should be stoked!
I’m glad this wasn’t over 50%, because I am soooo over this L.A. thing. Been here since 2000, so I guess this is my 7-year itch. And I hate being itchy.
On Whether or Not Moxie is Primed for World Domination:
| You Are Not Destined to Rule the World |
 You are destined for something else… Like inventing a new type of cupcake. You just don’t have the stomach for brutality. But watch out – because many people do! |
Yeah, right. More like y’all ain’t ready for me. Everyone knows that I am supposed to rule the world. Except maybe Karl Rove. And Jesus. Oh, and Scooter Libby.
On How Much Moxie Knows about 80s Music:
| You Scored 65% Correct |
 You are a solid child of the 80s You’d never confuse Tiffany from Debbie And while you may not know Prince’s first #1 hit You know every word to Little Red Corvette |
Only 65% correct? Man, I am slipping in my old age.
On What City Moxie Would Be:
| You Are New York |
 Cosmopolitan and sophisticated, you enjoy the newest in food, art, and culture. You also appreciate a good amount of grit – and very little shocks you. You’re competitive, driven, and very likely to succeed.
Famous people from New York: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tupac Shakur, Woody Allen |
I love New York, so this makes perfect sense. Didya hear that Xanadu the Musical is opening on Broadway next month? I am so there!
On Moxie’s Pop Princess Alterego:
| Your Inner Pop Princess Is Shakira |
 “Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Too many ways to love somebody”
You’re more a poet than a pop star. |
Oh, lord. Well, my hips really don’t lie, and neither does my ass. My left pinky toe, though, he’s a shady little bastard.