MARKETING GENIUS, INTUITIVE LIFE COACH CUTS HAIR IN PROTEST OF UNFAIR CONDITIONS
Woman Asks Only for Understanding of Deeper Follicular Issues
CHICAGO – July 17, 2008 – Marketing professor and life coach T-Wizzle has sheared her locks as a way of making the world more aware of issues surrounding hair issues.
While at first troubled over the state of her newfound look, she decided that a much more pressing issue needed to be considered. “Women of color all over the world have dealt with a lack of high quality styling tools for way too long,” stated T-Wizzle. “In cutting my hair I am ensuring that the beauty industry recognizes the importance of supporting and nurturing women no matter whether their hair is long, straightened, dyed or permed.”
Los Angeles – June 12, 2008 – Moxie, account executive, blogger, writer and all-around cool chick, has officially become a bad mamajama.
Having recently taken over the world using Twitter, Google Maps and a small electronic device that resembles a stun gun, Moxie has admitted to being one bad mutha, but declines to elaborate on the details.
“I have seen Moxie and she definitely is one bad mamajama,” stated oversized ape King Kong. “And it’s true, I don’t have shit on her.”
Moxie currently lives in the LBC, yo, but plans to relocate later this summer.
I’ve now gotten two months under my belt at the new PR job, and the verdict is in: I was born to do publicity.
Based on what I know about the responsibilities associated with working in public relations, I figure I’ve had the requisite experience all my life. Let’s break it down:
Knowledge of media outlets: I’ve been reading since I was three and watching TV just as long. I remember all sorts of crazy shit about TV shows, movies, magazines, books, you name it. If there’s a pop culture angle, I’m on it.
Ability to connect with people: I connect with people constantly – on the bus/train, in the grocery store, in Target, at Starbucks. I am always yammering about something.
Excellent oral skills: If my marathon phone and IM conversations with T-Wizzle are any indication of my chattiness, then yeah, I got skills.
Writing skills: I’ve been writing since I could hold a pen. I’ve written soap operas for my Barbie dolls (which gets interesting when you have at least 6 Barbies and only 2 Kens), poems, short stories, feature articles, product reviews, a nearly completed screenplay (I think that is the law in LA County: everyone must have at least one script in progress). You get the point.
Quick thinking: T-Wizzle pointed out recently that I keep trying to portray myself as a slow, methodical thinker, but that I’m much more snappy and spontaneous. She’s right – I am a quick-thinking kind of girl. Give me a latte and I can cogitate at Mach 10 speeds.
Crisis management: In junior high, a friend and I cleaned up some graffiti in the girls’ bathroom – not because we did it, but because the vice principal had insisted we would have to use the kindergarteners’ bathroom until someone fessed up. I got angry and impatient, convinced my friend to help, and within a couple days we got our bathroom privileges back. Then in high school, a huge waterbug appeared in the girls’ locker room after P.E. I looked up to see that everyone had left the room. I assessed the bug, stepped on it, then yelled, “It’s dead, you can come back now.” The girls filed back in as if nothing had happened.
This job has stretched me and challenged me in ways I could have never expected, and yet it all comes pretty easily once I stop thinking, “Oh crap, can I do this?” I’ve never worked harder, and I’ve never felt better about my achievements. I have a sense of ownership that I never had working for magazines. I can put my inner rebel to work by taking on a challenge to get coverage in a particular outlet – and believe me, I’ve set some big goals for myself. Already I’ve gotten some pretty sweet placements for my clients, which makes my boss happy and makes me feel like King Kong. I don’t mind working on projects during my off-hours – I don’t do it all the time, but when it’s in my flow, I actually enjoy it.
I work with several interns that are fresh out of college. Working with them has been a learning experience as I attempt to put aside my judgments about Generation Y. They occasionally look to me at times for guidance, and one intern asked me if I’d be her mentor. In my head I feel as young and inexperienced and fresh as they appear to me, so it’s still a little bit of a shock to have them ask for help, work assignments or general advice on life. In other moments I hear them carry on about relationships, financial struggles and other drama, and I want to tell them, “You’re young, don’t sweat this.” But I shut up as much as possible, because I know the only way they will figure it all out is through personal experience.
So there it is: I found my calling, and it’s in PR. Sometimes I feel a little sad that it took me so freakin’ long to get here, but the reality is that I needed to go through all my other work experiences in order to truly be ready for this role. And ultimately, I can be with that.
Great news, kids! I got the dream job! I’m going to be working as an account executive for a PR firm. This is something I’ve wanted to do for years and now it’s finally happening. And the cool part is that the firm specializes in technology, so I’ll get paid to stay up on the cool toys, websites, and blogs. I must focus to keep…my superpowers…under…control…
On another happy note, T-Wizzle’s job offer came through as well. She’s moving from adjunct teaching to a full-time professorship in marketing at a community college. It still amuses me to think of her as a professor, because she has way too much fashion sense and pop culture savvy to fit the stereotype. She’s goddamn genius level when it comes to marketing and I owe a lot of my knowledge about branding, marketing, and PR to her. I only wish she lived closer so we could celebrate our new jobs together.
Thanks, everyone, for all your positive comments and support over the last couple of months. You have helped lift me up when I really needed it. I’m putting good vibes out there for all of you as well.